What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:17
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What are some difficulties in a JEE aspirant's life?
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
Are Turks ashamed of their Islamic heritage?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.